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Aug 6, 2007 20:09:16 GMT -5
Post by Tracy Pastorius on Aug 6, 2007 20:09:16 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross a Antolope with a rabbit...
Tell me what you think it is.
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Sept 11, 2007 15:23:27 GMT -5
Post by Tracy Pastorius on Sept 11, 2007 15:23:27 GMT -5
I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday and looked at a Joke Book... I have one but I can't remember where I put it.
But I thought this was cute.
k here it goes....
How did the ocean say hello or goodbye...
If you know it then post the answer.
Have Fun.
Solving it.
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Sept 25, 2007 18:45:13 GMT -5
Post by Tracy Pastorius on Sept 25, 2007 18:45:13 GMT -5
I still remember this Joke and still think its cute.
k here it goes.
How do you make a Klenex Dance.
You what... Tell me if you know the answer.... ;D ;D
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May 17, 2008 18:37:26 GMT -5
Post by angelheart on May 17, 2008 18:37:26 GMT -5
> WIFE: > > What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? > > HUSBAND: > Definitely not! > WIFE: > Why not - don't you like being married? > HUSBAND: > Of course I do. > WIFE: > Then why wouldn't you remarry? > HUSBAND: > Okay, I'd get married again. > WIFE: > You would. (With a hurtful look on her face). > HUSBAND: > (Makes audible groan). > WIFE: > Would you live in our house? > HUSBAND: > Sure, it's a great house. > WIFE: > Would you sleep with her in our bed? > HUSBAND: > Where else would we sleep? > WIFE: > Would you let her drive my car? > HUSBAND: > Probably, it is almost new. > WIFE: > Would you replace my pictures with hers? > HUSBAND: > That would seem like the proper thing to do. > WIFE: > Would she use my golf clubs? > HUSBAND: > No, she's left-handed. > WIFE: > - silence - - > HUSBAND: > F**k .....
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Nov 6, 2010 14:07:48 GMT -5
Post by Tracy Pastorius on Nov 6, 2010 14:07:48 GMT -5
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